Why this is here

“Your conscience may lead you to vote Democratic, but deep down, you long for a cold-hearted and callous Republican to cut taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!”

No, wait, that’s been done before.

This is here because I like to write, sometimes very long things, about abstruse subjects that very few people care about, and this clogs my twitter feed, which should be mostly ribald jokes at Ted Cruz’s expense.

So I took the title of my favorite metafictional book on sociology, Chad C. Mulligan’s “The Hipcrime Vocab,” and thought I’d update Brunner’s miscreant sociologist for the 2020s. While I’m a lawyer by trade and a philosopher by inclination, wordy by nature, confrontational by upbringing, and cantankerous by the grace of God.

Watch this space. You can hear me rant about things I care about, which you probably don’t, like how stupid eliminative materialists are. Or watch for insightful (my mommy thinks so, at least) political commentary that may include ribald jokes about Tedward Cruz. Which you may laugh at; which you SHOULD laugh at.